The Bling Phone cradled on a shoulder while both hands stay free

Both hands free. The whole call.

Forty minutes holding a slab of glass against your ear is forty minutes with your shoulder up by your jaw. A handset sits in the crook of your neck the way phones were shaped to before anyone thought to make them flat.

So you can type, write, cook, or carry on with whatever you were doing, and still hear them properly.

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  • diamond

    Real set crystals, not printed

  • bluetooth

    No wire anywhere

  • local_shipping

    Free worldwide shipping

  • autorenew

    30 days to change your mind

    4.8 out of 5, and the ones with photos took their own.

    • Customer photo of the pink Bling Phone on a vanity

      First thing anyone asks about

      It lives on my desk and it is the first thing anyone asks about. Heavier than I expected, which somehow makes it feel more expensive than it was.

      Maddie R.

    • Customer photo holding the pink Bling Phone

      My neck stopped hurting

      I'm on long calls all day for work and my neck used to be wrecked by five. Now it just sits on my shoulder and I forget it's there.

      Sasha T.

    • Customer photo of the Chrome Ice Bling Phone on a bedside table

      Shows fingerprints, still worth it

      Obsessed with how the chrome one looks. Only gripe is it shows fingerprints like mad so I keep a cloth in the drawer. Still would buy it again.

      Elle M.

    • Bought a second one

      Bought it as a joke for my flatmate's birthday and now I've ordered a second one for myself.

      Nour A.

    • Catches the light across the room

      The stones actually catch the light from across the room. Photos do not do it justice.

      Priya K.

    • Arrived feeling like a present

      Came in a properly nice box. Felt like a present even though I bought it for myself.

      Jess W.

      Questions people actually ask

      bluetooth

      How does it connect to my phone?

      It pairs wirelessly, the same way any other wireless audio accessory does. There is no cable and nothing to plug into your phone.

      palette

      Which finish should I get?

      Bubblegum Pink is the one people recognise instantly and it photographs best. Chrome Ice is the quieter one and the stones flash green and lilac as it moves. They are the same object underneath.

      local_shipping

      How long will it take to arrive?

      1 to 4 weeks. We take 2 to 5 days to pack it, then it is 5 to 21 days in transit. Shipping is free wherever you are.

      diamond

      Do the crystals fall off?

      They are set into the shell rather than glued on top of it. Treat it like jewellery — do not put it in a bag with your keys — and it stays as it arrived.

      autorenew

      Can I return it?

      30 days, unused, and we refund you. Email us and we will send you the address.

      help

      Is it a real phone?

      No. It is a handset for the phone you already own. Your phone still does everything it did before, it just sits on the desk while you talk.

      The Bling Phone in Bubblegum Pink and Chrome Ice side by side on black

      Two finishes. Pick yours.

      Bubblegum Pink is the one people recognise from across a room. Chrome Ice is the quieter one, and the stones flash green and lilac as it moves.

      Both ship free, wherever you are, and either one goes back inside thirty days if it is not what you pictured.

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